2014: The Year in Numbers

2014 was a great year for me.

Number of story submissions: 150

Number of stories brought to justice (acceptances): 13

Number of languages I was published in: 4

Number of jellyfish swum with: 10,000+

Number of dragons vanquished: 7

Number of giant sheep defeated in single combat: 2

Number of superheroes caught up in Murdoch phone hacking scandal: 1

Number of ice cream toast banquets: 1

Number of chocolate terrariums consumed: 1

Number of nights stayed at the library hotel: 1

Number of giant donuts consumed: 0 (for health reasons I didn’t finish it)

Number of famous astronauts I met at NASA: 1